Posts tagged Abortion
Posts tagged Abortion
Yep, just so you’re aware.
Someone stickerbombed (is that a word?) a Birthright bus ad with Planned Parenthood info. Ha!
This is great!
Using this logic we can conclude…
If you’re not ready to get food poisoning, don’t eat.
If you’re not ready to get mugged, don’t ever leave your house.
If you’re not ready to get fired, don’t hold a job.
If you’re not ready to die in your sleep, don’t sleep.
- politeness and chivalry
- feminism and misandry
- abortion and infanticide
- miscarriages and infanticide
- the morning after pill and infanticide
- birth control and infanticide
- the original anime of something and the 4kids version of said anime
- butter and i can’t believe it’s not butter
- pokemon and digimon
- calling someone out on their white privilege and being anti-white
- calling someone out on their male privilege and being anti-male
- socialism and communism
- doritos and sun chips
Dear Rep. Franklin,
I applaud your efforts to support the rights of zygote citizens of Georgia by criminalizing miscarriages and investigating every instance of fetal death as a potential crime. The bill you are trying to pass is clear that the Georgia State Assembly knows that life begins at the moment of conception, and that any fertilized egg that dies is a human death that we should all grieve. I couldn’t agree more, and I would like to help.
As I’m sure you know, more than 50% of fertilized eggs —Georgia citizens! — naturally don’t implant, and are flushed out of the body during menstruation. I am personally concerned that my own murdering woman-body may have flushed out some human beings, and I may have flushed them down the toilet without knowing that I was disposing of Georgia citizens in such an undignified way. This must be remedied. I would like to be sure that I am not killing any more Georgia citizens — and that if I am, they are able to receive a proper funeral and not a burial at sea, and that our state police can dedicate valuable time and resources to investigating their deaths.
To that end, I attach a picture of my latest used tampon. I am preserving this tampon, as well as all of my other tampons, pads, feminine hygiene products and soiled panties from my current menstrual cycle, so that the Georgia State Police can come collect them as evidence. I would also be happy to drop the specimens off at your office, should you want to examine them yourself.
Please let me know if I can make an appointment to give you these items. Or, since I appreciate that you are a very busy man, please let me know when the police will be by my home to collect them, as my next cycle is rapidly approaching and they are starting to smell. I cannot keep them in my refrigerator for much longer.
Thanks for all the work you do to further the pro-life cause.
Shira E. and abortion rights!